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Section 99 - Mistakes

[MISTAKES]

Understand "hell" as a mistake ("Possibly.").

Understand "ass" or "arse" or "dumbass" or "asshole" or "bastard" or "bitch" or "fucker" or "motherfucker" or "cocksucker" or "cunt" or "dick" or "prick" or "slut" or "whore" or "twat" or "son of a bitch" as a mistake ("I know you are, but what am I?").

Understand "cum" or "jizz" or "orgasm" or "skeet" as a mistake ("Not here.").

Understand "bollocks" or "bullshit" as a mistake ("Probably.").

Understand "damn" or "drat" or "darn" as a mistake ("Phooey!").

Understand "fart" as a mistake ("Hopefully nobody smelled that.").

Understand "sneeze" or "achoo" as a mistake ("Bless you!").

Understand "curse" or "swear" as a mistake ("You'll have to be more specific than that.").

Understand "fuck" as a mistake ("Nobody is jumping at the opportunity.").

Understand "molest" as a mistake ("No!").

Understand "shit" as a mistake ("Not on these pristine streets you won't!").

Understand "screw" as a mistake ("You don't have a screwdriver. You're not a Doctor.").

Understand "yes" as a mistake ("No.").

Understand "no" as a mistake ("Yes.").

Understand "xyzzy" or "plugh" or "plover" as a mistake ("Nothing happens.").

Understand "win" as a mistake ("It's not that simple.").

Understand "lose" or "die" as a mistake ("There will be ample opportunity for that.").

Understand "fly" as a mistake ("You flap your arms furiously, but nothing happens.").

Understand "swing" as a mistake ("Crazy, Daddy-O!").

Understand "dance" as a mistake ("For a moment you sway and turn, but you quickly regain awareness of your surroundings.").

Understand "hello" as a mistake ("Hiiiiiii!").

Understand "kneel" or "take a knee" or "take the knee" or "bend the knee" as a mistake ("That doesn't make much sense in this context.").

Understand "roll" or "roll around" as a mistake ("What are you doing?!").

Understand "crouch" or "squat" as a mistake ("You squat down for a moment, but your knees hurt so you stand up again.").

Understand "levitate" as a mistake ("As hard as you try, you never manage to pull this off.").